Miley Cyrus Hits Bong, Turns into Normal Teenager.

I hate celebrity gossip, but I do love it when they manage to disappoint their fans. A video was uploaded today of Miley Cyrus' week long celebration of her 18th buurthday. In the video, her (payed) friends are egging her on to hit a bong, one even lighting it for her. The contents of the bong are what makes this story great. Its not packed with bud, Ohh no! America's princess is by far too good for that, but Salvia. Through my extensive Salvia research, via Salvia youtube videos, this claim looks a little shaky. In the middle of the video she mistakens a unseen party goer for her boyfriend. You lucky ass! Is this the cause of drugs or good old fashioned stupidity? Near the end of the video she decides to broaden her fan base and burst into a rap. Watch out for this rare piece in her collection of B-sides and demos she'll release when her career fades.

What!? You want to see for yourself? Insanity.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/10/miley-cyrus-video-bong-hit-smoking-salvia-herb-pyschedelic-birthday-party-hannah-montana/

North and South Korea trade shots for an hour.

AP

Earlier today Nov. 23rd North Korea fired on an island, Yeonpyeong, near the disputed border. Supposedly they requested the South to stop its military actions, but after not complying they fired artillery rounds killing 2 marines and injuring 15 soldiers and 3 civilians. As a response the South fired missiles and sent out jets to bombard the North. No casualties have been reported from the North, but many say their could be a significant number. Both sides have warned of future attacks. What a start to Kim Jong Un's rule, recently appointed head of the North by his father Kim Jon Il. Is this his way of saying this won't be different now that he is in control? Lets hope not.

As Americans we are more likely to side with the South because of our past. However, we have to look at this with a view of neutrality.

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We love the smell of a steak searing on a hot metal (probably iron, possibly something else). This iron above a device whose sole purpose is to pump gas, a gas that we have trapped in a tank in which we have altered the pressure.  It is rooted in American tradition. Name me a sitcom that does not feature the husband above a grill flipping burgers. This act of masculinity dates back to ancient times, the male hunters flaunted their kill.

What is strange is the meat is so coveted.

^I have become discouraged and will not continue.

Thoughts

We are not children of our parents, but of our grandparents. We have been force fed war movies that idolize that generation of grandparents. What we see of our parents is the hippy, peaceful,  and therefore weaker.  Like baldness our respect skips a generation. They were toughened by the depression and wars, while our fathers had everything and needed nothing. They have nothing to fight for and neither do we. So we do what we want as we aimlessly drift through life with no goals. We lack these goals because life isn't hard and when things are easy we lose interest.

Dream - Yellow Fever?

 

     I know its hard to believe, but even I have dreams. This past night I had one of the strangest I can recall. I was hanging with these 2 asian ladies and the one told me she'd show me anything I wanted. So I chose the most complex and intriguing body part known to man, the vagina. As she promised, she whipped it out. This is usually when I wake up or things go fuzzy, but the contrary happened. I could see this young ladies vagina with great detail and clarity. Despite having seen very few IRL. I told her come here, so I could do god knows what to her. She just simply said later.

The thing that enthralled me about this woman wasn't the flash of her cooch, but the tease. Her reply that something might happen later, but not now. Let me leave you with something my highschool ap psych teacher once told me; your more likely to be gay if your into the asians.

Dude, you have no Quran!

  The only reason I occasionally watch the News anymore is for these rare glimpses of the oddjobs out there. It seems like the stations go out of there way to find these people and make sure they get their 5 minutes, errrr 10 seconds, of fame. Many of these videos have become popular recently reaching millions of view on Youtube. "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife", "Leprechauns in Alabama", and "I like Turtles" are just the tip of the metaphorical iceberg. 

Do they do it for ratings?
Is it wrong of them?
Does it skew people's views of America?
Do people give a shit about the local news?

  None the less this dude is a hero, you know stealing a Quran and all. His video surely will rise to the ranks of the others, he has already been demeaned auto-tune material. In all seriousness, ha, I dig the guy's style. Large glasses, no shirt, Obi-Wan style ponytail. The image of a hero. 

Kava

I first heard about Kava, also known as Kava Kava, the other day from my friend who works at a chain coffee house on campus. He said that it produces similar effects as that of marijuana. Boom I was in. I knew it wouldn't get me blazed and instead expected a calm, relaxed feeling more. So he packed a teabag with a double dose and poured in boiling water. I sat and as I waited for it to cool I did some quick research on the most trusted of sites, Wikipedia.

Supposedly, people of the Pacific Ocean cultures drink this earthy, peppery beverage like its Bud Light. It is consumed at social gatherings to make people friendly and share deep dark secrets. The strongest source of getting the active ingredient, Kavalactone, into your system is chewing on the fresh root of the plant. It's also sold as a powder that is mixed with hot water. Which, thanks to the magic of tech, can be bought over the internet.

As I sipped my extremely hot Kava I reached the section about preparation. To my dismay the Kavalactones are destroyed at 180 degrees F and after a google search, found that water boils at 212F. Maybe Ill order some and see if its a bud replacement or an alcohol alternative.